Election 2019: Environmentalists and Carbon Taxes

Well ladies and gentlemen its shaping up to be one helluva an election year! (and yes, there are actually gift wrapped turds in suits here in Ottawa who walk around saying such blasphemy)

Get ready to hear two things, A LOT.

ENVIRONMENT!!!!!

And

CARBON TAX!!!!!!

(imagine those stupid laser sounds from techno songs!) Pew-Pew-Pew

So, let me break that down for you:

The Liberals and NDP will be talking steady about the environment (not because they are environmentalists, but because of social trends and polling data which suggests the public is receptive to it – not to mention the Green Party’s recent success in BC – which all aligns pretty well with SONY and other various international corporations who construct specific parts for Windmills that we literally cannot make in this country, for instance?).

But just remember this: Environment = sexy right now.  

And the Conservatives will be droning on about unfair federal taxations placed on Provinces and, more specifically, RURAL communities (shocker!), which is causing your gas to go up in price, not because they give a shit about your small businesses or your wallets (do not be fooled!), but because there’s a lot of pissed off Albertans right now, and coupled with the Blue Collar worker’s new found hatred for their fancy selfie-taking PM, it’s an easy strategical move.

All I ask is that the next self-righteous turd you see (you know the type, the one who feels the need to post a ten paragraph status update on Facebook proclaiming their ideologies for all the world to see… dude, your emotions are showing), stating that they are liberal because they “care about the environment” or they’re conservative because they believe in robust economy (yeah, no shit… who doesn’t), just kindly explain to them where they are actually drawing their ideology from 😊

…and it’s the same fucking place, in case you didn’t get the gist ;}