CHINA!

Okay… well, I’ve been dreading this article because it’s pretty complicated and also anchors on my worst fears for the future of humanity, but as America’s fearless leader likes to say… let’s talk about:

CHINA!

Okay, let’s take it back to where this all started, when the Japanese forces massacred 400,000 Chinese civilians at NanKing… just kidding, I mean, that actually happened but, let’s try and stay a bit more relevant here…

Canada detained Huawei Technologies CFO Meng Wanzhou last December. The reasons stemming from alleged fraud committed by Meng regarding what she may or may not have disclosed to American Banks regarding the companies ties with Iran… and let’s be honest, Huawei is straight up fucking spying on us… but I mean, so is our own government so… and so is the perverted little hacker next door neighbor you always wave at as you pass him on the street… I mean, okay, I’m not trying to make light of the fact that China has found a backdoor into all of our telecommunications systems, but like, who fucking cares at this point? All governments have info on all citizens. Welcome to 2019!

Back to the point.

Since then, a fucking shit storm has ensued… and it’s important that you understand the politics of it all… just so that when you see that mushroom cloud exploding over the horizon, you can await your pending death with the assurance that you know WHY you are about to be blown into smithereens (or die slowly from radiation poisoning).

So, the biggest problem is the trade war which has begun… and let’s be clear, this all stems from America and China jostling for world control… and I mean, obviously Canada has to take America’s side. Both China or America could invade Canada easier than Germany invaded Poland, but the Americans are much closer so… easy choice. The tariffs and retaliatory tariffs will cause a serious shockwave throughout the world economy, so get ready to watch the price of goods sore as stock markets panic…

On top of that, China has detained and charged two Canadians, Michael Kovrig and Michael Spavor. They are both likely going to be executed on some bogus ass charges… Kovrig is actually on leave from Global Affairs Canada, so China has effectively ignored the process of diplomatic immunity, which is to say the least, concerning.

And let’s not forget about this Robert Schellenberg fella, who granted, likely smuggled some drugs, but is now definitely going to be executed in China… I mean, shit… they are not playing little league over there, and I mean this in all honesty, if you’re planning on travelling to China in the next year, you might want to rethink your trip. Go to Mexico or something like a normal Canadian!

Anyways, what does this all mean? Well, the US and China have ramped up their rhetoric (and tariffs), to scary and dangerous points, although it did help the Trudeau government get rid of the steel and aluminum tariffs imposed by the US (because at this point, we are all going to be so desperate for trading partners…).

Basically, this is the start of WW III, in my humble opinion. But it will likely be an economic war/ technological… so, if you have Huawei telephone, maybe think about switching on your next upgrade plan 😊