Okay… well, I’ve been dreading this article because it’s pretty complicated and also anchors on my worst fears for the future of humanity, but as America’s fearless leader likes to say… let’s talk about:

CHINA!

Okay, let’s take it back to where this all started, when the Japanese forces massacred 400,000 Chinese civilians at NanKing… just kidding, I mean, that actually happened but, let’s try and stay a bit more relevant here…

Canada detained Huawei Technologies CFO Meng Wanzhou last December. The reasons stemming from alleged fraud committed by Meng regarding what she may or may not have disclosed to American Banks regarding the companies ties with Iran… and let’s be honest, Huawei is straight up fucking spying on us… but I mean, so is our own government so… and so is the perverted little hacker next door neighbor you always wave at as you pass him on the street… I mean, okay, I’m not trying to make light of the fact that China has found a backdoor into all of our telecommunications systems, but like, who fucking cares at this point? All governments have info on all citizens. Welcome to 2019!

Back to the point.

Since then, a fucking shit storm has ensued… and it’s important that you understand the politics of it all… just so that when you see that mushroom cloud exploding over the horizon, you can await your pending death with the assurance that you know WHY you are about to be blown into smithereens (or die slowly from radiation poisoning).

So, the biggest problem is the trade war which has begun… and let’s be clear, this all stems from America and China jostling for world control… and I mean, obviously Canada has to take America’s side. Both China or America could invade Canada easier than Germany invaded Poland, but the Americans are much closer so… easy choice. The tariffs and retaliatory tariffs will cause a serious shockwave throughout the world economy, so get ready to watch the price of goods sore as stock markets panic…

On top of that, China has detained and charged two Canadians, Michael Kovrig and Michael Spavor. They are both likely going to be executed on some bogus ass charges… Kovrig is actually on leave from Global Affairs Canada, so China has effectively ignored the process of diplomatic immunity, which is to say the least, concerning.

And let’s not forget about this Robert Schellenberg fella, who granted, likely smuggled some drugs, but is now definitely going to be executed in China… I mean, shit… they are not playing little league over there, and I mean this in all honesty, if you’re planning on travelling to China in the next year, you might want to rethink your trip. Go to Mexico or something like a normal Canadian!

Anyways, what does this all mean? Well, the US and China have ramped up their rhetoric (and tariffs), to scary and dangerous points, although it did help the Trudeau government get rid of the steel and aluminum tariffs imposed by the US (because at this point, we are all going to be so desperate for trading partners…).

Basically, this is the start of WW III, in my humble opinion. But it will likely be an economic war/ technological… so, if you have Huawei telephone, maybe think about switching on your next upgrade plan 😊

Life is funny. I’m sitting here trying to come up with something to write about, I mean… there’s Norman, China, election issues; but then comes along a glorious news article which really works to solidify some of the healthy skepticism I’ve been attempting to foster in you (all three of my readers!) over the past week (and will continue to do so as we approach the 2019 election).

Having said that, please take a gander at exhibit A:

Okay, so let’s break this down. When Trudeau was elected in 2015 he promised to abolish partisan politics in the Senate by appointing ‘independent’ senators. Good show, good show. I mean, I support the sentiment, only problem is these ‘independent’ senators are just liberal senators… it’s the same game with a different name. (You can call a turd a filet-mignon, but when I bite into it, it still tastes like shit 😉 )

So, House of Commons resources are never to be used for partisan activities, seeing as that money is supposed to come from the Parties themselves through their fundraising… not fucking tax payers dollars (sorry, it happens all the fucking time though because people just don’t notice… and the news doesn’t bother reporting it to the extent they enjoy covering scandals or celebrity bowel movements).

Pretty clear here that this ‘independent’ Senator (cough liberal cough) sent out a poll with pretty obvious intent… (that intent being to gauge whether people are happy with the liberals changes to the Senate… which funny enough, close to 80% of Canadians said they want the Senate to ‘retain’ these changes… although as I’ve just fucking showed you, really nothing has changed… so I mean, that’s a whole other issue with public ignorance that I could rant about…).

And god bless her, Ms. Dasko went right ahead and submitted this clearly biased poll to be footed by the tax payers, and I mean, it’s not even on her, just like Duffy wasn’t the one who approved all his bogus residential claims. Why do the fucking bureaucrats approving these things never have to answer for their decision to green light? Oh right, because French…

Basically, the Senate’s Board of Internal Economy ought to deny these expenses and then if we really want to play fair, all these ‘independent’ senators can go ahead and just call themselves Liberal. L

There’s been significant developments in the Norman Case… I guess, although, I mean, I sort of called it…

But it certainly appears that the liberals were once again meddling with shit behind the scenes, and whether they instructed the prosecutors to drop the case or not (I mean, it’s like 99% they did…), everyone is going to think they did unless they release unredacted documents (which they won’t). I only say it’s 99% because of the timing of all of this. (Look, it’s a pretty bold assurance for some uninformed blogger to make, but the fact that MP Andrew Leslie had just announced his intent to testify on behalf of Norman, coupled with the current climate and what looks like mounting evidence that there was something fishy going on with the Davies contract (see what I did there?), I just think it’s safe to say, at some point, someone from Trudeau’s camp at the very least gave a suggestive nod to the crown prosecutor…)

So, what’s this all mean? Is Justin Trudeau the first Prime Minister to interfere with judicial processes and try to secure million-dollar contracts for his buddies… I think you know the answer (cough, Chretien, Mulroney, probably all of them… except Kim, poor gal, she just didn’t have enough time☹).

The problem is, our current PM and his office have simply no tact whatsoever. They are operating like fucking amateurs, and its downright embarrassing to be frank.

And please don’t be fooled into believing that the Conservatives have any moral high ground to stand on this. Yes, it looks like members of Harper’s former cabinet had a role in his release, which is good. I mean, I’m happy Norman is free. What was happening to him was pretty shitty, becoming the fall guy for what appears to be some sort of ploy to fuck with the $700 million-dollar ship contract (see my first article), but in the end, the Conservatives only give a shit about this poor bastard because it creates a running narrative for this continuing debacle of a year for Trudeau and the PMO.

Like everything in politics, this is strategy. But at least an innocent dude was released from the jaws of justice, which oh so often clamp shut forever (read the Trail by Kafka if you disagree with my last sentence…)

But let me reiterate: I pretty much called this the morning Norman was released so, if you’re not reading this blog yet you probably fucking should be…

You’re welcome.

Thanks for joining me!

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